Case in point, yer man up the top there.
- Look at that smug mullet and his unimpressed raised eyebrow.
repeated death by alien overwatch).

He’s got research to do.
Dead alien carcasses to splice.
We had stinking brain monsters wrapped round our torsos, guy!

you’re free to’t get the staff these days…
Okay, small apology to XCOM’s scientists.
And yet I don’t think thesestrategy gameswould be the same without these clashing personalities.

Just look at the things he greets me with after a hard mission.
In fairness, he’s probably right to be sceptical.
The first half of the mission was going well.

It was going well, and I was slowly getting to grips with how its time bar works.
So yes, the mission was going well.
But I came unstuck when I needed to approach the UFO proper.

I might have brought back a few more soldiers if I’d been sensible like that.
But in the moment, desperation took over and ultimately paid the price for it.
After that kind of performance, I’m not surprised Science Guy hates my guts.

Truly, this is what friendship looks like at the end of the world.
