I myself had to go lie down after seeing Phil in aPhantom Dustshirt.

Teaser-shirts, we should have called them.

Look at him in the picture up there, showing off a chestful ofHexen.

A woman looks over a futuristic city skyline with pyramids in Perfect Dark’s announcement trailer.

Or at least “revisit” them in some fashion.

I’m never quite able to decide how genuine Phil is, when he reminisces about old games.

We got lumbered with a no-frills Windows 10 re-release.The forthcoming Perfect Dark reboot also seems rather troubled.

Phil has all kinds of crazy plans for the latter, naturally.

“I feel that we have to be a great custodian for the content that we touch.

These are memories from people on different platforms, different decades.

Let’s not count our chickens, even if theydoshow up on a T-shirt at some stage.

It feels like we’re seeing the dawn of a new marketing buzzword: visiting.

How does visiting a franchise compare to remastering, remaking or re-releasing it?

And when can we expect a new T-shirt Phil?

Just promise you won’t do what Peter Moore did and get the brand name tattooed on your arm.

Thanks for passing this on,VGC.