The Museum pulls down and generates new exhibition spaces from individual Wikipedia pages as you explore.

Its scale is limited only by the quantity of cache memory you assign it in the options.

Needless to say, you’ll need to be online for it to work.

A white-walled procedurally generated exhibition space from The Museum Of All Things, with a picture of a clown in the foreground on the right and a gallery visible down the corridor on the left

Instead of hyperlinks, there are little signs with arrows pointing you down a tunnel to a relevant exhibit.

The polished wooden floors reflect the exhibits but you could’t see yourself in them.

A distorted background tone intrudes upon the hum of the air-con - is that a tannoy announcement?

Oh hell, I have to get out.

I pause before a diagram of a rat’s incisor and I know that the rat is me.

The Museum has me now.

c’mon, come find me.