What are you doing, Blizz?

Inside ActivisionBlizzard there are two wolves.

Possibly dire wolves, or some other species of fantastical monster with surplus vowels in the name.

The Wizard in Diablo Immortal from the character class selection screen. He’s a cool lad holding a big purple magic orb between his hands

Dreade Froste Beaste Wolfe.

This anger is not unjustifiable, and we will get to that in a moment.

Your gear has individual cosmetic skins as you equip pauldrons, leather armour, or cool trousers.

Cover image for YouTube video

The isometric 3D world is pretty full and complex to look at.

Deckard Cain is in it!

Weeeeey, Deckard Cain!

Deckard Cain introducing himself to the player in Diablo Immortal

and my Demon Hunter fires crossbows like nobody’s business.

It is like being Kate Beckinsale in 2004 action horror spectacular Van Helsing, also starring Hugh Jackman.

But then there’s the chickeny part.

A group of player characters engaged in a fight with some skeletons on a bridge in Diablo Immortal

This isn’t good, obviously.

A spun-off, lesser Candy Crush game managed to make$2 billion in five years!

Not even main Candy Crush!

A boss called Skarn in Diablo Immortal; a big red demon in the centre of the screen projected from a dead body, saying ‘My eye is upon you. Weep and despair! For the sin of your existence will be bled away.'

And we all knew that!

Right from the start, we all knew!

Theannouncementof this game got booed, remember?

Why did you do this, ActiBlizz?

They’re just booing more now!

What are you doing?

Do you like being like this?

Why the fuck is this game on PC?