Heck, I enjoy those lads themselves.

I’m not having a go at that; that’s just life, is what that is.

But what I’m asking is, what’s the mum equivalent?

Kratos holds his son’s arm in a screenshot from God of War’s PC edition.

At the same time, I also dread this coming to pass.

They might send you supportive texts, or, more than likely, just be dead.

Or, if there are robots, there will be a metaphorical mother AI.

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When mums are present, a lot of the time they’re, you know, fucked up.

I want mums to be cool, too.

you could even use Lara Croft, if you insist on it being an existing franchise.

Aloy strikes a pose in Horizon Zero Dawn.

Make the next Uncharted a mother/daughter joint.

Like Kojima, or David Cage.

Nor am I say that a man can’t write a mam story.

Who’d be good for it, d’you reckon?

That might be good.

But I want more than one.

The dads got more than one, and mums deserve better.