Heck, I enjoy those lads themselves.
I’m not having a go at that; that’s just life, is what that is.
But what I’m asking is, what’s the mum equivalent?

At the same time, I also dread this coming to pass.
They might send you supportive texts, or, more than likely, just be dead.
Or, if there are robots, there will be a metaphorical mother AI.

When mums are present, a lot of the time they’re, you know, fucked up.
I want mums to be cool, too.
you could even use Lara Croft, if you insist on it being an existing franchise.

Make the next Uncharted a mother/daughter joint.
Like Kojima, or David Cage.
Nor am I say that a man can’t write a mam story.
Who’d be good for it, d’you reckon?
That might be good.
But I want more than one.
The dads got more than one, and mums deserve better.