just vote in our important research mission
Last time, you decided thatexplosive barrels are better than hints.
I suppose you don’t need hints to know what a red barrel does.
While we still have so many more things to assess, let’s next revisit somewhat familiar ground.
You previously decidedromance is better than de_dust2and now I want to escalate both things.
What’s better: sex cutscenes or bullet time?
Even between characters I care about, they are deeply, deeply unsexy.
Why else would giant studios expend such effort making their games worse?
I will say that 2D games are way, way better at this than 3D games.
They can offer a sexiness which blossoms in the mind, erotica rather than just awful puppet shows.
I would talk about ‘the uncanny valley’ but the risk of euphemism is too distressing.
Bullet time
Virtual ‘action’ I can get behind is slow-motion action.
Give me Max Payne diving sideways through a spray of shotgun pellets.
Give me Franklin weaving through traffic inGrand Theft Auto V. Give meF.E.A.R.
Give meVampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlinesportraying super speed with a slow-motion world.
Give meKilling Floor’s multiplayer showers of brains.
Give me Super Hot, just Super Hot, all of Super Hot.
Video games are great at cool things, and this is one of the coolest.
But which is better?
BULLET TIME, THANKS.
