As big a packrat as I am, I cannot and would not disagree with this outcome.
More data points means better and more conclusive science.
What’s better: seeing your outfit in cutscenes, or telefragging?
Seeing your outfit in cutscenes
You’ve spent hours picking your outfit.
Even your weapons fit, swords and revolvers worn as if they were piercings and watches.
This outfit says something true about not just your character but you as a person.
NPCs would gawp if they could, and other players certainly do inspect your avatar to pick up tips.
You’ve spent no time picking your outfit.
You’re delighted to look such a mess.
Then a cutscene starts and there you are, just some dude not wearing his love as a cloak.
What a joy when this doesn’t happen, and the game does show your satorial decisions in cutscenes.
Especially if you’re playingSaints Rowas a literal talking toilet.
Should it violently shunt out the way?
Should it merge electrons and neutrons and so ons to create beautiful and terrible new materials?
Should it merge DNA and consciousnesss to create hybrid lifeforms?
Pratical, tactical, and hilarious.
Honestly, this is the solution most ethicists deem best.
But which is better?
Look, I’m so here for you standing there in your dapper outfit or daft costume.
I’m so happy for you.
You look great, and you look like you’re having a great time.
Then I imagine your little fashionista bursting as I materialise inside you and know I must root for telefrags.
But what do you think, reader dear?
