We’re doing important work here, you and I.

This week, it’s a question of mitts.

What’s better: left-handed FPS options or a little hand for a cursor?

Holding a gun left-handed in a Counter-Strike screenshot.

CS lead Minh “Gooseman” Le is left-handed so that’s the way he animated holding guns.

And good for other lefties who found themselves seen in a way few games have to this day.

For righties, it was a different experience.

Clicking on the training room in a Dungeon Keeper screenshot.

This was more than the wrong way of holding a gun, it was alienating, bizarre, confusing.

Why would anyone make a game which doesn’t reflect my own experience, the experience of the majority?

So I suppose we should also be grateful for the pranks it enabled too.

When Valve relaunchedCounter-Strike: Global OffensiveasCounter-Strike 2, lefthandedness was outright removed.

Do you not delight in the personality this hand adds?

Are you not thrilled when it’s a different hand for different factions?

And oh how its animations make you giggle!

But which is better?

But what if the hand cursor had a leftie option?

Which do you think is better, reader dear?