With that resolved, it’s time to get snarky.

What’s better:Half-Life’s Snarks orPlanescape: Torment’s Litany Of Curses?

Half-Life’s Snarks

What’s even better thanan AI-controlled friend just running about helping me fight?

Morte the skull sidkick from Planescape: Torment.

an AI-controlled friend just running fighting anything it sees, including me.

The addition of hubris makes everything better.

Snarks are a biological weapon in Half-Life.

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They are essentially mobile, autonomous, biting, explosive flashbangs.

But if no enemy is close, Snarks will turn on you.

Then after 20 seconds, they burst in a little acidic explosion.

Snarks are arguably of limited use in Half-Life.

I suppose a handful are best used as flashbangs with potential bonuses.

But what fun when it does work out!

They’re very funny in multiplayer, too.

Planescape: Torment’s Litany Of Curses

I like idea of taunt moves in RPGs.

If a big lad in a fight is busy grunting and roaring and yelling, leave him be.

Alright, he’s asking for it.

And if he’s just a hovering skull, surely he’ll shatter in one punch?

The linesare even voiced.

These conversations will inspire Morte, boosting his Litany Of Curses.

What a thrill to learn insults from across the multiverse.

But which is better?

Litany Of Curses for me.

But what do you think, reader dear?