That might be the closest result yet.
Now if only Frog Detective could become aBlade Runnercharged with helping attend a big dance party.
What’s better: a button to unlock all unlocks or the spell Fireball?

Get 500 kills with this.
Beat the game 17 times.
Hit a 10-win streak.

Beat this with every character.
I’ve played loads moreSlice & Dice since it spread to Steam alongside a huge update.
That is a game which has stuff.

Everything, right here for you, right now.
The stuff is yours.
You wanted it, you’ve got it.
Slice & Dicealso demonstrates why you might not want to smack the button, mind.
Honestly, I’m not yet ready for all this.
It would be exciting escalation and revelation over time but not in one lump, thank you.
It would be different if unlocks were all straightforward upgrades (who wouldn’t want those instantly?)
but this is a lot to get my head around, and not in a way I find fun.
I have unchecked the option and gone back to doing everything the hard way, slowly.
Maybe again later, when I only have a few fiddly bits left.
The spell Fireball
A classic.
You know it, you love it.
Reliable, trustworthy, familiar Fireball.
If in doubt, try a Fireball; it’ll probably see you right.
Something feels off in games which have magic but not a Fireball.
But which is better?
You know, the button to unlock all unlocks would improve so many games.
But Fireball… Fireball would be there with me from the start.
Fireball would never put me through nonsense.
Fireball’s my best mate.
I can’t decide.
What do you think, reader dear?