“What if the real official lore was the friends we made along the way?”
That’s according to developer Poncle, who are clearly in a whimsical mood this week.
Don’t take the backstory stuff too seriously, in other words.

You’re here to scythe down zombies with holy crosses.
“The other Adventure will be as absurd as you’d usually expect from Vampire Survivors.”
There’s no limit on how many times you’re free to Ascend an Adventure.

What do they take us for?