It’s never a metaphor for enjoying a nice raspberry ripple ice cream.

I don’t have a book nook!

His bathroom is three times the size as mine!

Stan Moray in Under The Waves looks at himself in the mirror and pulls a face

His kitchen, too!

And look at all that storage space.

Stan has a TV bed.

A map of the small underwater flat in Under The Waves

His massive kitchen has a built-in TV too, and an aquarium.

It’s also just quite nice, like.

He remarks that the TV (which has excellent reception) is bigger than the one at home.

Stan’s nice cosy bedroom in Under The Waves

Stan has horrible nightmares, too, so it’s important the living space feels safe.

So in general I’m very happy for Stan and his lovely underwater flat.

I’m just saying.

Stan’s 70s bathroom in Under The Waves

This housing crisis has really come to something, hasn’t it?

Stan’s capsule sunken kitchen in Under The Waves