Sounds like my freshman year!"
and then chortle at the open mic night audience.
It’s also tempting to say something like, “You knowTwo Point Hospital?

But those were just the ones playable in my preview.
The full prospectus had a lot of blank squares left to unlock.
The educational side of things is the more familiar bit of Two Point Campus.

You’re providing a service, basically.
Because this is theotherbit of Two Point Campus.
You have to manage the students' lives outside the classroom too.

And a new coffee stand.
And expand the dormitories.
It’s a lot to juggle, but not so much that it’s impossible.

It’s more that you’re always engaged when playing the game.
There’s never not something to do.
It’s a very timeless campus, in a way that everyone can find relatable.

But senior producer Jo Koehler says that they made an effort to make this recognisable to everyone.
“I think we knew kind of, like, the key features you should have.
The students play a part in that, too.

“If I’m runningthiscourse, then I tend to attractthesesorts of students.
And so your choice as to what courses you’re running determines the student population that you get.
They play inbetween songs and ads for in-universe products like Cheesey Gubbins (ONE!

Honestly, it’s more entertaining than most episodes of LBC.
We’ll have to wait and see when the full game launches in August 9th later this year.