Laughing all the way to the… well, you know.

Readers may remember how much I likedTurnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion, principally because of how funny it was.

Multiple times, which is where the roguelitery comes in.

Turnip Boy, from Turnip Boy Robs A Bank, with a plaster on his head looking sad, holding a closed suitcase. There are piles of money in the background.

By this point you’ll already know if you’ll enjoy the tone of Turnip Boy Robs A Bank.

Many of the best yuks are predicated on you having played the original Turnip Boy game.

The fuzz are called the fuzz because the cops are mostly peaches.

Turnip Boy in a fight in Turnip Boy Robs A Bank. The boss is firing a giant laser

Turnip Boy can equip two weapons at once, the base two being a pistol and his wooden sword.

office worker who wants signed divorce papers from her husband elsewhere in the bank.

So it’s possible for you to imagine how it goes.

The Sergeant Yeehaw, a boss fight in Turnip Boy Robs A Bank. He’s a potato with spikey fries-like hair and a grey moustache

A goblin wants a bodypillow, that kind of thing.

When you supply the pet rocks, they appear in his room, jumping around the floor.

Turnip Boy talks to an elderly lime in Turnip Boy Robs A Bank. The lime is thanking Turnip Boy for shaking him