Did you have one of those phones on wheels with eyes as a kid?

Whoever invented that deserves a spell in Arkham Asylum.

I assure you that my laptop is not possessed by restless ghosts.

An 8-bit 2D labyrinth in horror game Tormenture

It is simply extremely shit.

Still, I did play enough to form the impression that this could be a doozie.

The trick is that the game within the game is quite fleshed-out.

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One of the early puzzle rooms has you tempting out a zombie hand to push a button.

Or rather, more sinister.

Don’t look at me like that, phone.

Well, it doesn’t seem as loopy as Inscryption.

The clear love of throwback memorabilia on show could make for an overly comfortable chiller on the whole.

But why content yourself with my aimless speculations?

Bring back those cavernous CRT graphics, I say.

Make me feel young again.