How is this free?!
I don’t know anything about VTubers, aside from the fact they’re virtual… YouTubers…?
I am taken aback by how good it is.

Among many other things, Vampire Survivors squeezes so much out of its stages and items.
The game is singularly focused: everything’s yours if you carve through those swarms of bats.
If Vampire Survivors is largely minimalistic, HoloCure is very much maximalist.

On the surface, HoloCure operates in much the same way as last year’s smash hit.
You pick from a roster of cat girls who auto-attack at certain intervals.
The more it tanks, the better it’s going.

It’s only after a couple of games where HoloCure’s extras surface.
The roster is massive!
No, of course I was wrong.

There’s even a slight management sim side to the game, too.
You’ve got HoloHome, a quaint village where your roster of anime cuties can hang out.
All of it, remarkably, free-to-play.Free-to-play!

I don’t think I’ll ever get over it.
