Anyway, yeah, they don’t appeal to me at all.
It looks incredibly dumb but in the best possible way.
Imagine leaning in for a kiss with a nail clipper and getting pied.

There are other tidbits of info, like there being 100 fully voiced dateable characters (things?)
It has got me thinking, though.
What household object in my home would I date?

Dear reader, what household object would you date?
I am sure I won’t regret asking you such a thing.