A log that I can swing like a sword?
Wait, a plate!
I can swing the plate, too?
Piss off, log.
I choose you, plate.
Defeated, I kiss the plate gently, return it to my pockets, and use the sword.
It takes but a single swing.
Dev buff plate plz.
I walk through another cavern and past a large carnivalesque sign that reads secret entrance.
Also, I drop a crate on a campfire, and the crate catches fire.
This, my friends, is gaming.
I enter a third cavern, and notice a fat rat gnawing on corpse.
Nearby is a bear trap.
I pick up the dead rat and swing it at a nearby lever until a gate opens.
Im not pulling that lever with my hands!
Anything could have touched it, even rats!
A little exploring, and I find my greatest weapon thus far: a very small metal spoon.
I am going to scoop so many rats, but I will leave some surprises for you, reader.
If you spot anything else worth shouting about, do let me know.
you’ve got the option to read my reviewhere.
In the demo department, Goldeneye-likeAgent 64: Spies Never DieandMullet Mad Jackare well worth a look.
Also, theres one calledCop Bastard, although I havent played that yet.
There are also a few others from our list ofThe 25 best FPS games on PC.
