Head down to Cuddle Town

Magic doesn’t always need to be like, cauldrons of bubbling newts.

at Mrs. Muscles gym counts as magic pure magic, even.

And that’s whatWrestling With Emotions: New Kid On The Blockoffers.

Gorilla Baboon says that wrestlers Freakshow and Matsuri are “ready to rock out” in Wrestling With Emotions: New Kid On The Block.

Wrestling With Emotions (WWE; perfect, isn’t it?)

And from the looks of things, New Kid On The Block will be an absolute treat.

Irresistible Steve and King Pretty Guy have my heart.

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And Arms, especially Arms.

You get to be you, with all the messy struggles and victories that may come with it.

It’s tantalising that Lazerbeam haven’t even touched on extra stuff that affects the simulation.

Your character’s purple hands lay to the side of “Strong Cuddles” magazine, which shows all of WWE: New Kid On The Block’s roster.

The “hidden stat pools”, “B.O.N.E.S.

“, “G.U.T.S.

“, and what looks to be a lovely sketchbook you document all your adventures in.

The game looks like straight magic and I’ve speared it straight onto my wishlist.