Pails by comparison
It’s not far away, you know.
The promised land of never having to experience a game the way it was intended again.
That long sought after holy grail of sticking your fingers in your ears and going wahwahwah.

These buckets may look a bit strange now, but think of what they could mean for our future.
Think of how much more they could ignore with two buckets.
I could go on.

Who needs artistic intent or a carefully crafted atmosphere or ideas and emotions expressed through symbols?
Bucketless shmucks, thats who!
Hang on, is it alarmingly hot in here?
No, of course not.
I simply have several big fucking buckets on my head.