Pails by comparison

It’s not far away, you know.

The promised land of never having to experience a game the way it was intended again.

That long sought after holy grail of sticking your fingers in your ears and going wahwahwah.

A metal bucket with a rope attached sitting on a wooden platform.

These buckets may look a bit strange now, but think of what they could mean for our future.

Think of how much more they could ignore with two buckets.

I could go on.

A view of playing Metaphor: Refantazio with a bucket on your head

Who needs artistic intent or a carefully crafted atmosphere or ideas and emotions expressed through symbols?

Bucketless shmucks, thats who!

Hang on, is it alarmingly hot in here?

No, of course not.

I simply have several big fucking buckets on my head.