Does the fragile beauty of these blooms not fill you with tender hope for the future?
No, Grandad, I replied, these flowers are mid.
I write this item of news merely to spread amusing awareness that such things exist.

To some, they are likely a surefire sign that late-stage consumer capitalism is working exactly is intended.
Regular flowers are no longer epic enough to be considered anything more than nuisance weeds.
The era of the gamer flower is upon us.
I cant wait to see what Razer do with this information.