Do not feed the hippos

Animal caretaking simZoochosisis about being an ordinary zookeeper working in an ordinary zoo.

There are no ordinary zoos?

Let me start again.

A mutated kangaroo vomits, with a scarily large tongue and a set of teeth protruding from its belly.

There, got it right in the end.

We’ve known about the development of this terror-heavy tourist attraction since itsannouncement early this year.

But now the upcoming horror sim has been given an autumn release date in a new trailer.

Cover image for YouTube video

It’s coming out September 23rd, say developers Clapperheads.

But usually the zebras of reality don’t grow a set of fully functioning gnashers in their anus.

“But you might save them.

We’ll have to wait and see.

Some people get their escapism from pretending to be a farmer inStardew Valleyand petting the nice chickens.

Others want to mop up the human viscera from the floor of the bone-hippo enclosure.

Let’s just be glad there is a place for animal lovers of all stripes in this world.