While she’s out wish-hunting, here are some Christmas Crackers to distract you.

Time to enjoy your lovely joke!

Q: What did the Starfleet Officers call the Chief Of Security’s new toupee?

Horace the bear in a lovely paper crown hat, resting his paws on a giant green Christmas Cracker, with RPS printed on it. He’s giving you the thumbs up

A: Modern Worf Hair