“[Colonel Sanders] appeared in games after that.
So maybe it was just him fighting against someone [that] was posing a problem for them.”
Never mind, Harada.
Here’s a few other corporate characters you could give a shot to squeeze intoTekken 8.
Gritty
The wide-eyed mascot of the Philadelphia Flyers ice hockey team isno stranger to violence.
He is agile, powerful, and fully media trained.
There really is no reason why this could not happen.
Mr Muscle
Ah, but which incarnation of the bleach-but-not-blond hero would best fit the Tekken mould?
But theboxer-wearing beanpole of the 1990smay offer variety.
Yes, the Mr Muscle of today is a reboot.
It’s like the Marvel Cinematic Universe but for toilet cleaner.
He is appropriately zany, kooky,andwacky.
What’s not to like?
The Monopoly Man
God, I’d love to punch him.
Her bovine body may prove a challenge.
I’m sure they can manage.
Clippy
Hi!
It looks like you’re trying to attack while your opponent has frame advantage.
Would you like help?
Captain Birdseye
Lots of room for puns in the post-game gloat with this guy.
“I’m going to batter you!”
or “I can weather any wave-dash!”
or “King of the IronFishTournament?
That’s me!”
He could have a farcical side story with Kuma, all about the Captain’s salmon stock going missing.
You big silly, greedy bear.
A ranged attack where he throws endless rolls of shit tickets at opponents.
Several powerful unblockable charge attacks.
This is all surely achievable from a legal and corporate perspective.
Quaker Oats Guy
Look at him.
Look at all that repressed rage.
He is not coming out of the ring until you are fully dead.
Julius Pringles
Hang on a minute…
This guy has a name and it isJulius?
This is just the Monopoly man’s younger brother!
That family’s got their fingers in everything.
Another condemnation of capitalism’s salty, powdery excess.
I’m done with this stupid list.
