While she’s out wish-hunting, here are some Christmas Crackers to distract you.

Time to enjoy your lovely joke!

Q: What d’you call it when you need the loo, but incorrectly assume you might hold it?

Horace the bear in a lovely paper crown hat, resting his paws on a giant green Christmas Cracker, with RPS printed on it. He’s giving you the thumbs up

A: Lies Of P