This might be the best one.

Take that how you will.

While she’s out wish-hunting, here are some Christmas Crackers to distract you.

Horace the bear in a lovely paper crown hat, resting his paws on a giant green Christmas Cracker, with RPS printed on it. He’s giving you the thumbs up

Time to enjoy your lovely joke!

What do you write on your Christmas list when you really want a chocolate bar?