100% uncompleted
My selection box isn’t really a selection box.
It’s a tray of barely-nibbled leftovers, hastily lifted from my Steam backlog.
I’m dimly aware that some of these cast-aside games are Very Good.
A few might even deserve to be played for longer than 30 minutes.
I feel immensely guilty about that.
Perhaps a little… existential, too.
I have measured out my life in tutorial levels.
There are ghosts who are only visible in mirrors.
Hey, you should play this!
Then tell me whether it’s as good as I’ve just made it sound!
If I’m wrong, may Horace the Endless Bear savage my supplies of toilet paper.
The music, meanwhile, is the kind of music that gives you enjoyable palpitations.
If I’m wrong, may Horace the Endless Bear mercilessly despoil my kitchenware.
It’s a regular festival of sokoban.
I see precisely zero ways in which this would not have earned a Bestest Best.
If I’m wrong, may Horace the Endless Bear make a tasty spaghetti lunch out of my entrails.
