Even after you quit, it lingers on the edge of your awareness like a muffled bassline.
It glitters in the air around you like a cloud of spores.
It cannot be denied.
It can only be…
…Balatro!
If the options are extravagant, theyd be nothing without the presentation.
It makes the mouth water.
How I fear you.
But there is always time for one more go.
Brendy:Fear is definitely the right word.
It’s too good.
I can’t have it anywhere near me.
Graham:Balatro’s unheimlich mashup of poker, tarot and grander deckbuilding games brings to mind bothCalvinballandNumberwang.
And then, second: what a lot of alluring, brain-fizzing bullshit.
Balatro meant to trap me.
I uninstalled it after an hour.
Headback to the advent calendarto open another door!
