Sheep in sheep’s clothing
Religion is the opiate of the masses, I’ve heard tell.
Some religions are more cute than others, though.
At least, on the face of it they are.

Plus the leader keeps going into the forest and comes back covered in blood.
Destroy your enemies and run a cult colony with lots of food admin inCult Of The Lamb!
Like, at all.

I need progression, validation, and some general support from my games.
Im a needy gamer, okay?
Woo, lets all cheer!

Soon enough, I started developing a bit of an evil streak as my cult devotion grew.
And I dont even feel that bad for doing it!
Oh, the things that I did to all of you.

To this day, you’ve no idea.
Hayden, I lost count of how many times I sacrificed you.
Katharine: I apologise for that business in Anchordeep.
It was for the good of CultPaperShotgun.
Look, you were both old and useless by this point.
I needed to thin out the herd somehow.