You see, I have a terrible habit inRPGsof stuffing my pockets with absolutely everything I can find.
Not to much effect, mind.
Nothing was really that much better than what I already had.

So I resolved to do better and resist temptation.
As soon as you do this, though, trouble starts.
The ensuing fight wasn’t my finest hour.

GOSH DARN DANGIT,Baldur’s Gate.
It’s always the way, isn’t it?
I basically turn into Gollum when I play these games, so takethat,relentlessly horny Gale…

Bet you aren’t so keen on my half-elf monknow, are you, precious?
Ah, sweet victory.