Nintendo exposed

The world looked upon theNintendo Switch 2, and saw that it was good.

Observe its enlarged, bezel-shaved screen.

Its all-black colour scheme.

The Nintendo Switch 2 reveal with a Steam Deck poking into frame.

Its redesigned, more sculpted controllers.

I, for one, wont stand for it.

Or maybe theSteam Deck OLED, that ones better.

The left shoulder buttons on the Nintendo Switch 2.

The Switch 2s shoulder triggers dont travel as far

Look at that tiny clearance betwixt button and chassis.

Sir, your travel depth is as shallow as your knowledge of ergonomics.

Are you going to let Nintendo take away your rights?

A closeup of the shoulder buttons on a Steam Deck.

A closeup of a Nintendo Switch 2 thumbstick.

The vents and USB-C port on the Nintendo Switch 2.

Playing Deep Rock Galactic on the Lenovo Legion Go in FPS mode.

Mario Kart running on a Nintendo Switch 2.