The question “Can it run Doom?”
has driven these demonic vassals to make it playable on everything fromtractorstoteletext.
These hellbound hearts are even daring to corrupt the totemic gadget of American liberty: the lawnmower.

Come April, you will be able to play Doom on the Husqvarna Nera line of robotic automowers.
Your mower won’t download Doom unless youregister your mower with the promoby the 26th of August.
And it is only the shareware episode, not the full game.

I was initially uncertain whether this fell within the spirit of “Can it run Doom?”
It’s not the same if you make the machine and have all the schematics and source code.
