Cast your mind back ten years.
Good, you survived the hideous form of time travel known as long-term memory.
Now I’m going to ask you to come back to the present.
“The illuminati have stolen all the worlds memes!”
The first thing you do is kick a piano to pieces.
There is a sign nearby that says “Live, Laugh, Illuminati”.
Sherk lays bleeding, pained, dying.
So yes, an atrocity upon the optic and aural nerves.
The thing is… it actually handles really good?
Make no mistake, this game is a hideous crime against the ears, eyes, and brain.
But it is unusually smooth to the touch.
Perhaps this shouldn’t come as a surprise.
If you like the sound of that, you’re free to stillplay the original 420BlazeIttoday.
It’s a bumper crop, my friends.
