That’s 2.59am sharp.

To recap, theopen betalets you create a character and Palico assistant.

These don’t look like wounds, however.

A cat person in Monster Hunter Wilds

They look like glowing weak points, because this is a Capcom game.

Imagine if Mortal Kombat did it this way.

-Ride your Seikret!This is the aforesaid combat peacock.

Cover image for YouTube video

They could have saved themselves some animation budget and just swapped it for a Toyota Yaris.

Be warned however that Monsters may come up and sit on it.

A herd of sheep did this to me once in darkest North Yorkshire.

Ah, what I wouldn’t have given for a Toyoto Yaris at the time.

-Slay the Rey Dau!There are a bunch of monsters in the beta.

The rarest of them all is a dragon that lives in a thunderstorm.

I saw an Alpha Doshaguma battle one of these back at Summer Game Fest.

It did not go well for the Alpha Doshaguma.

It turns out that in Mother Nature’s great game of roshambo, lightning lizards > furry fartboys.

So there’s no reason not to overcommit.

Give my regards to the Doshaguma.