So, you get me instead.
Elsewhere, theSteam FPS festkicks off later.
Heres a question thats been haunting me recently: Videogames - will there be more of them?
Im afraid I dont have time to find out right now.
Instead, here are some upcoming releases.
A new fight against the Maw dawns - and earlier than normal, while the beast still slumbers.
Let us get in our licks.
Ubisoft have begunrevoking licenses for The Crew from players, their racing game which closed its doors last month.
There’sa new patch for OpenTTD, the open source Transport Tycoon remake.
14.0 improves the new player experience and the UI, among many other changes.
Warhorse, the makers of Kingdom Come Deliverance, say they’reannouncing a new game on Thursday, April 18th.
Avalanche Studios are best known as the developers of the Just Cause series.
Gestalt: Steam & Cinder is a 2D platformer with snappy wall-jumping and sword-and-pistol combat.
It’ll launch on May 21st andthere’s a demo to play now.
MONDAY MAW-NDAY
It’s Monday.
One of the stages has you build a town on the back of a giant floating turtle.
My face is feeling better already!
Dataminer Sekiro Dubi has discovered secrets aplenty in Elden Ring, viaPC Gamer.
The Iron Man game is being worked on by Dead Space remake dev Motive.
Lethal Companys first update in monthsmakes it harder to be a shovel-armed killing machine - or speedrunner.
What do you reckon?
TUESDAY TIME
Hello all!
You really don’t want the Maw to get a gum infection.
The last time that happened it somehow caused a solar eclipseanda lunar eclipse simultaneously.
Anyway, FEED IT.
ViaIGN, there comes off as a teaser for a November announcement hidden away inside the Fallout TV show.
Anyone else call this number ?
you could text it Also .pic.twitter.com/1S5AIMexl1
Keanu Reeves willreportedlyvoice Shadow in the forthcoming Sonic 3 movie.
I reckon he’d do a good job of that.
I imagine everyone would expect me to say Dragon Age, but that’d be a terrible idea.
I want to see a David Lynch-style (on acid) Disco Elysium.
Hollow Knight: Silksong has beenratedby the Australian Classification Board.
I refuse to believe this game is real.
Toadman Interactive aretaking over developmentof Planetside 2, and have big plans for it.
Palworld CEO says many clones of Pokemon-with-guns game are coming, including successors with a Genshin Impact-level of quality.
It shouldn’t take 25 years, though.
As reported byKotaku, Take-Two are laying hundreds of people off and cancelling projects.
“Rationalizing the pipeline”, they’re calling it.
Any Dredge fans reading?
You might likeDeep Beyond, out in May - it’s a short thriller about salvaging derelicts.
FACEMINER, a dystopian AI surveillance management game with Windows 2000-esque visuals, has a free demo available onSteamandItch.
Slight NFT overtones, but I’m interested to hear more.
Spitfire’s superhero tactics gameCapesis out May 29th.
The game continues to look cute.
I have no experience of the Cat’s previous Quests but I understand them to have been well-recieved.
Check out the trailerhere.
Diggy hole, rock and stone etc etc
THIS IS THURSDAY
Butter the battlements and gas the geraniums!
Shadow-hugging puzzler SCHiM has a release date - 18th July.
Fortunately, this time they have the inexperienced and underprepared Hampton Squib on their side."
Baldur’s Gate 3 is getting yet more endings, as outlined anew Steam blog.
The patch also plans to bring along “our official modding tools.”
AND THAT IS FRIDAY
We come to it at last: the weekend!
FEED THE MAW… but no fried onion or cabbage just.
Stardew Valley’s 1.6.4 update adds a whole bunch of new mine layouts, as detailed on the developer’ssite.
There’s a big new update for DOTA 2, as well:Crownfall.
It’s an on-going story event that provides access to new heroes and rewards.
The first act is The Markets of Midgate.
No Rest For The Wicked launched yesterday and is acting like on the buggy side.
Developers Moon Studios havebloggedabout things they’re fixing, including stodgy performance and progression loss.
Who will stop Todd Howard’s reign of terror?
Prison Architect 2 has been pushed from its already delayed release date next monthall the way back to autumn.
Final Fantasy 14s long-awaited graphics update in 7.0 will look better than the Dawntrail benchmark, Yoshi-P has promised.
No Rest For The Wicked hasreceived its first hotfix, with much-requested changes to gear durability and repair costs.
Performance issues are still being worked on.
