18 Wheels Of Thunder!
Flames jet from the snout of the marauding ‘rig like snorted breakfast tequila following an especially piquant ex-wifely punchline.
A rammed police car flails uselessly against the sheer girth of but one of those 18 thunderous wheels.

Perhaps we might imagine a single tear trickling down the exasperated coparoo’s cheek.
The 8 remains, smugly, for two decades.
8 is the Metacritic score for Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing.

That is so incredibly powerful that words fail me.
Not for Metacritic, meaningless institution run by and for leprous prestige weasels that it is.
It’s powerful for Big Rigs.
Cheers for the spot,PCGN.
Oh, you thought this wasregulardriving action?
This is “non-stop driving action”, you pitiful cornflake.
Is this new release in better shape than the original?
Or, to put it another way, does it actually function?
Reviews have it at a light-to-medium ‘still mostly busted’.
There are also a few complaints about an allegedly dodgy installer wizard.
Interestingly, the current custodians do at least seem interested in keeping it playable.
It’s already received a few patches addressing fatal errors, the most recent of which arrived this morning.