Ive never eaten at an Olive Garden because a.)
we dont have them in the UK, and b.)
unlimited pasta sounds like a death sentence.
Big Tones was having none of it.
A class act, no doubt.
Dont call it a mobility scooter.
Its a nobility scooter, sunshine.
Ogres, neither chaotic nor good, are neutral nomads.
And no-one knows the way down to flavortown like the Ogres.
They just want a big plate of something tasty, sans plate.
A sort of counterculture to Instagram food or those melts that put edible gold on everything.
Unpretentious, mask off.
Crunch some bones, magically break the bones of your enemies.
Eat a rock, all your mates become rock hard, and so on.
Like many of Warhammers supernatural elements, conviction plays a big part here.
A truly inspirational story about the joyful freedom of embracing imperfection, and letting it all hang out.
