Absolutely maidenless behaviour

Slight story spoilers forBig Georges Ring Fit AdventureElden Ring, probably.

The lumbering forms ofElden Rings trolls disguise an ancient melancholy.

You, a maidenless fool, may call this cowardice.

The player character in Elden Ring stands, dressed in rags and wearing an iron mask on their head, stands in a ruined house. An NPC, off screen, has said “It’s scary you know. Having your arms cut off. Or legs. Or your head."

A playstyle with precedence, even, that Im tentatively calling intended transgression.

I beat Orphan of Kos, and it only took me six hours.

they still manage to make you feel like a lithe and spicy cat burglar when you do it.

The player character in Elden Ring standing in front of four small pot-boy style pots with little arms.

Its not just cheese, but a lovingly arranged cheese platter next to a kindly enjoy sign.

Elden Ring shares strands of DNA from each of Froms previous outings (collectively known as El Soulsborno.

This is a thing now.)

Torrent, with their speed and poison-immune spectral hooves, makes oppression fun.

Exploring somewhere existentially terrifying like Caelid?

Get naked, sans the most ridiculous piece of headwear you own, and take the edge off.

Might as well make it official.