It’s our official Game Of The Year 2022!
We’ve reached the very last day of our RPS Advent Calendar for this year!
That means that behind this door is our actual Game Of The Year.
The GOTYest goat for 2022.
How on earth are we going to get through all this?
Bybecoming the bullet hell, motherfuckers!
Our Game Of The Year 2022 isVampire Survivors!
And with EXP come levels, which nets you a choice of power-up.
Will you take the garlic that gives you a damaging aura?
The dove that for some reason is the equivalent of a Call Of Duty harrier?
Alice0:Vampire Survivors was one of my favourite early access experiences.
What a pleasant eleven months of gentle strolls through obscene ultraviolence.
Sure, it’s essentially a fidget spinner.
But it’s a fidget spinner that makes you proclaim “oh, now, what’s this?”
every 30 seconds to the legions of werewolves feasting on your personal space.
That makes it thebestfidget spinner.
Plus, I can play it while also petting my cat.
It is therefore a worthy game of the year.
I didn’t think so.
Rachel:I cannot stop playing this game.
It has taken over my life.
(Except he wrote “videogames”, because he’s one of those people).
This is entirely correct, of course.
But mostly I voted for Vampire Survivors because it’s really really fucking fun.
Love you, Poe.
