Machines don’t count as mounts, I think we can all pre-agree on that.

This is an unfortunate crossover with our ‘best horses’ special, which I forgot we had done.

Also, Nate and I get angry atMetal Gear Solid.

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There are some traditional digressions, although there’s no substantial Henry Cavill update this week.

Be warned that it is NSFW.

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Music is by Jack de Quidt.

RememberKingdom Come: Deliverance?

That hot slice of eurojank had an amazing horse that could do the Spooky Watson.

ObviouslyTotal War: Warhammer 3has all manner of weird mega-mounts, like big sphynx cats.

Pathfinder has dinosaur mounts.

And of course we mention Roach from The Witcher 3, although he is largely just a regular horse.