This joke earns a minimum of one “booooo!”

While she’s out wish-hunting, here are some Christmas Crackers to distract you.

Time to enjoy your lovely joke!

Horace the bear in a lovely paper crown hat, resting his paws on a giant green Christmas Cracker, with RPS printed on it. He’s giving you the thumbs up

Q: Where does Basim get his car fixed?

A: Assassin’s Creed Garage