You’ll get muddy knees.

The world, says theSteampage, has been thrown into chaos.

So rarely are worlds thrown into order, dear reader.

The player, an orange bear, throws a furry melon at a giant mutant wolf in Rotwood

On each run you’ll get different powerups, so no two attempts are the same.

Hey, there’s the roguelike stuff!

Rotwood actually reminds me a lot of that, because of how cute everything looks.

All the corrupted monsters look like they’d be a pet for a lisping girlchild in a 90s Nicktoon.

It would eat the neighbour’s dog, and she would love it.

Even the gifs are giving me a touch of the angs.

Early access, innit.

), so I have trust.

Rotwood is out literally today, wowser!