A cat is not a dog
The house cat.Felis destructus.Humankind’s absolute best mate and undisputed master.
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Then, when you sit down, they climb on you.
Blessed existence, blessed life.
Evolution is poorer for having never thought of this.
The Khajiit, a playable race of light-footed fuzzfolk, talk commonly in third-person and travel widely.
They cannot get enough of drugs.
They drench the prawns in sumptuous sauce, and serve it to you with a smile.
This is unnatural behaviour for a cat, but… mmm…
I am willing to disregard it.
More importantly, it’s possible for you to hug Daffodil.
There are entire Twitter accounts devoted to tracking which games allow you to pet or otherwise interact withcatsanddogs.
Others might say: Okay.
But can I pet the cat?
Ship’s cat -Sea Of Thieves
This is Admiral Fangs.
He rolls around by the ship’s wheel and meows to get a juicy fish.
He is one of the few microtransactions I have made in video games this past decade.
I have no regrets.
However, it also means you have to find your own food.
And open your own doors.
And fight your own giant lizards.
And spear huge, deadly vultures.
And wear the skull of said vulture as a mask to scare away the aforementioned lizards.
Just everyday cat stuff.
A service will be held in its memory.
Night In The Woods is sometimes described with a hollow and nebulous descriptor as “evocative”.
But what does it evoke?
I shall tell you.
It evokes fear, it evokes unease.
A cat-woman who owns a cat-cat?
I shall not be the last.
But one of these robotic intelligences needs to be shut down.
It’s…the xenomorph of Alien Isolation.
I will allow such a cross-examination.
That’s all for now.
Remember to kick one of these cats to the kerb, fellow list goblins.
