UPDATE: Tax Heaven 3000 has been removed from Steam

Update: Seems the agents have come a-knocking.

Her names - wait for it - Iris.

As in the IRS, aka the government branch responsible for taxes.

A pink haired, blue-suited lady talks to the camera with speech boxes overlaid in front of her in Tax Heaven 3000

Tax Heaven 3000 comes from Brooklyn-based art collective MSCHF (presumably pronounced “mischief”).

On Steam, theyre responsible for 2021s Chair Simulator, a parody of, well, games in general.

As theSteam pagesays, it truly is theDark Soulsof sitting sims.

Cover image for YouTube video

Dating sim relationships dont always work out, yknow.

Seriously, do not give out your real Social Security Number to any video games.

Iris has a comical obsession with federal taxes and the way you flirt with her is just as goofy.

Im filing singly is one of the dialogue options, for example.

I doubt it’ll make itself onto ourlist of the best visual novels, but hey ho.

Also, theSteam pagereminds us that If you die in the game, you die in real life.

Well find out next week.