Breachy keen
We continue to rummage through the debris triggered by the horrendous pile-up of summer video game announcements.
It’s not XCOM, but it is XCOM-ing soon.
That’s about as good a joke as I can muster on a Monday morning.

Don’t worry, there are funnier ones in the trailer below.
Never mind, we know the real date now.
“Mistakes happen” could be the generalised design philosophy of their games.

Or “systemic silliness” if you want to get all fancy schmancy.
“These compact room-levels are effectively just window delivery systems.”
I cannot be the first to have thought of this gag.
I probably heard it somewhere years ago.
Probably in a Suspicious Developments game.
Disclosure: Tom Francis is a former PC Gamer journalist who has also written for RPS in the past.