You won’t have much time to write inStatic Dread, sadly.

There’s a dialogue line in the trailer which I, personally, would consider highly untrustworthy.

“It’s consuming my team!”

A guy with a horrible face and grin and tentacles wearing a yellow raincoat in Static Dread

screams a self-described ship captain.

“kindly, send help!

Not even British human beings say “gosh” in an emergency situation.

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That’s what you say when somebody tells you the pizza-flavoured crisps are back on sale at Aldis.

Expect “a dynamic storyline with impactful player choices, leading to diverse scenarios and multiple endings”.

You aren’t chained to the radio.

you could get up and explore the suspensefully wonky, Tim-Burton-esque contours of the lighthouse.

Sometimes, there’s a knock at the door.

Seems like you’ll mostly want to ignore those.

There’s also a locker you’re free to hide in.