I know we can’t judge an entire game from three out-of-context examples.

Sex certainly can be silly.

Don’t want any of that from a Bethesda RPG.

Standing in an alien temple in a Starfield screenshot.

And yet, my brain is a nightmare machine tuned to create things that make me unhappy.

I dread to imagine how unsexy a sex cutscene would be in a Bethesda RPG.

Though having said that, I would be fascinated to see it.

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“What was that?”

asks the nude spacebabe, drawing a giant bazookoid from nowhere then turning to walk forcefully against a locker.

Ah damn it, yes I do want to see that.

I very much want to see that.