Literally, thats what the streets are saying.
A bit shonky, though!
opined my postman this morning, enunciating each syllable by yanking the package further from my grasp.
A patch for theFPSis coming next week.
Thats cheered me right up, that has!
Thank god for games journalists!
Then the whole street started cheering and bringing me various baked goods.
Like, I say ‘dodgy’, but they’re not even dodgy, really.
They’re just a normal bloke’s normal, imperfect teeth.
More bad teeth, I say.
More scars in uncool places, more stretch marks.
