Actually, scratch that.
What do you shitting mean Toblerone isnt a word?
A bloody travesty, is what that is.

Ill show you sternly worded, mate.
Heres how the game describes itself.
Although, as weve already established, its not above lying to your actual face.

That last one took me a second, but I actually forgive you for the Toblerone affront now.
I couldnt end this piece without asking for an opinion from our resident Yorkshireman Edwin, of course.
I used to live on the border of North Yorkshire as a lad.
This game looks daft as a brush."