Actually, scratch that.

What do you shitting mean Toblerone isnt a word?

A bloody travesty, is what that is.

Attacking a slime by spelling Toblerone in Sternly Worded Adventures.

Ill show you sternly worded, mate.

Heres how the game describes itself.

Although, as weve already established, its not above lying to your actual face.

Being denied the victory that is mine by right in Sternly Worded Adventures.

That last one took me a second, but I actually forgive you for the Toblerone affront now.

I couldnt end this piece without asking for an opinion from our resident Yorkshireman Edwin, of course.

I used to live on the border of North Yorkshire as a lad.

This game looks daft as a brush."