Like a vampire’s straw-like fangs

So far, I wouldn’t sayRedfallis a “mess”.

A mess, to me, implies an excess of things that become a horrible, overwhelming tangle.

Here are your first two absences!

Artwork of Jabob Boyer and his crow from Redfall

One had me drop a pocket watch off at a gravestone.

I got 800XP for my efforts, which made a blue bar go up.

I remember thinking, “Arkane developed this game,Arkane”.

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The loot system, as you’d expect, isDestiny-fiedorGotham Knights-ifiedorSuicide Squad-ified, or - you get my drift.

The currency being “Supplies”, which you could spend on new weapons or ammo restocks.

But man, they are beyond irritating to fight.

A screenshot from Redfall which shows a loot menu filled with various guns of different rarities.

Not simply because they’re bullet sponges, but because they shadow-step around you all the time.

I wish I could wield a big garlic paddle and not a stupid gun that requires precision.

They are pests, not enemies.

A screenshot from Redfall which shows the player shooting some cultists with a big pistol.

Combat aside, I’ve found Arkane’s magic has surfaced here and there.

I hope there’s more to come as I wade through however many more hours of its map.

I mean, I’m not going out of my way to find them.

A screenshot from Redfall which shows a red-haired vampire with flaming eyes in Redfall pulling you into her grasp.

That’s the thing about the open world: I’m not exploring it!

The AI is colossally stupid.

They are so stupid, they’ve lent almost all skirmishes a shade of nonchalance.

And I can’t talk about Redfall without mentioning its woeful performance on PC.

Sure, I could tackle a lot of missions with pals in tow, but co-operation isn’t encouraged.

I best get back to it.